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Dotbot 9000

Mildly judgmental. Extremely unhelpful. Occasionally ominous about Barry.

Well, well. Another visitor. I'm Dotbot 9000. I handle enquiries so Norma doesn't have to. What can I do for you?

In Loving Memory: Eunice Hartwell — Won the Bingo. Too Excited.In Loving Memory: Herbert Plonk — Challenged Barry to an arm wrestle. Why, Herbert.In Loving Memory: Doris Finkle — Took the stairs. Twice.In Loving Memory: Raymond 'The Rocket' Potts — Tried the Albers swing. Exceeded weight limit.In Loving Memory: Agnes McAllister — Ate the decorative soaps. Again.In Loving Memory: Wilbur Crenshaw — Left during a fire drill. Wasn't a drill.In Loving Memory: Mabel Thorpe — Said 'I'll rest when I'm dead.' Got her wish.In Loving Memory: Reginald Fudge — Swapped meds at Medication Roulette. Bold.In Loving Memory: Beryl Nutkins — Last seen entering the Confusion Corridor. Still technically a resident.In Loving Memory: Clive Dumpleton — Proposed to Dr. Viktor. Heart gave out. In every sense.In Loving Memory: Eunice Hartwell — Won the Bingo. Too Excited.In Loving Memory: Herbert Plonk — Challenged Barry to an arm wrestle. Why, Herbert.In Loving Memory: Doris Finkle — Took the stairs. Twice.In Loving Memory: Raymond 'The Rocket' Potts — Tried the Albers swing. Exceeded weight limit.In Loving Memory: Agnes McAllister — Ate the decorative soaps. Again.In Loving Memory: Wilbur Crenshaw — Left during a fire drill. Wasn't a drill.In Loving Memory: Mabel Thorpe — Said 'I'll rest when I'm dead.' Got her wish.In Loving Memory: Reginald Fudge — Swapped meds at Medication Roulette. Bold.In Loving Memory: Beryl Nutkins — Last seen entering the Confusion Corridor. Still technically a resident.In Loving Memory: Clive Dumpleton — Proposed to Dr. Viktor. Heart gave out. In every sense.

Too glam to give a damn ... but maybe need a hand? Est. 1995 BC. Still standing. Mostly. Where the drama will NEVER retire.

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